With an unpopular war run low on , an unpopular president in the White House and an economy in crisis , sometimes we struggle to remember what makes this land great . July 4thshould be a time to reflect on the positives - a day to observe our independence and recapture our loyal heart . For some of us , that may be easier said than done . However , I am convinced that the following gadgets will serve as a admonisher , to all nerds , why we live in the serious state in the world . And if you are still not convinced , just commend - you could be living inCanada .
https://gizmodo.com/why-canada-sucks-for-gadget-lovers-5020940
Freedom of Speech :
Nothing aver “ America ” like making our political leaders hump in action figure form . Start your own freaky Beltway love trilateral involving George and Laura Bush , Hillary Clinton , Uncle Sam , John and Jackie Kennedy , Ronald Reagan and Benjamin Franklin ( horn - detent that he was ) with these Political Posers action fig . They even thrust Jesus in for some whole inappropriate merriment . Available for $ 8.88 each . [ Prank Place ]
Do n’t care how Bush is handle affair in the White House ? Move him into another white house ( the sort made from porcelain ) . You will bump him down a few pin with a really dingy job . The George Bush toilet clash is available for $ 16.95 . [ Baron Bob ]
Hillary may be out of the race , but you may remember her campaign for the body politic ’s highest office every time you crack open a walnut . The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is uncommitted for $ 19.99 . [ TeptronicsviaLink ]
https://gizmodo.com/hillary-clinton-nutcracker-teaches-those-republican-nut-302358
Knives With Guns In Them :
The G.R.A.D. feature a .22 caliber hit man hidden in a knife for people who do n’t consider their enemy can ever be too utter . 2d amendment ! Wooo ! Available for $ 699 . [ GunsAmerica(how appropriate ) andLink ]
https://gizmodo.com/gun-hidden-in-a-knife-its-two-two-two-kills-in-one-219363
Huge Grills and Competitive Eating :
It is no wonder that all of the grills out there vying for the title of “ Earth ’s big ” can be find in the United States . The “ Big Taste Grill ” is 65 feet of meat - cooking mayhem . With surface sphere enough for 750 brats at a given time , its max output is 2,500 bph ( brats per 60 minutes ) . [ Big Taste Grill ]
It ’s not a convenience but come on … competitory eating . If that does n’t yell America I do n’t know what does . badly - they have their own federation , like wrestlers . [ IFOCE ]
Texas :
Texas recognise how to do America right - cock-a-hoop and in your side . Case in peak , the globe ’s largest television screen is set to go up in the young Cowboys stadium next year . When it is finally installed , it will measure out a walloping 11,200 square feet . [ Link ]
https://gizmodo.com/dallas-cowboys-stadium-will-have-worlds-largest-video-s-5015918
Excess and Laziness :
America is obsessed with acquiring wealth to live on lavish , otiose life-style . Plumbing divine service supplier Roto - Rooter had America pegged when it ran a promotion last yr with a pimp - out toilet featuring a 20 - inch LCD , DVD player , XBox 360 , iPod with toilet paper stereophony docking station , TiVo , Avanti icebox with beer tap , a motorcycle pedal exerciser and cupful warmer / cooler . [ Link ]
http://kotaku.com/gaming/xbox-360/get-that-xbox-360-pimped-john-now-234189.php
Over - the - Top Consumerism :
One of the most interesting things about America is that companies will try and trade us anything - and we will be right there , expect at the curb - out lanes with opened arms and undecided wallets .
whizz Trek- and MLB - themed urn are a perfect example of this phenomenon . Major companies and enfranchisement put their name calling on product , and we are so enamored we want to take them to the afterlife . [ Eternal ImageviaLink ]
https://gizmodo.com/star-trek-and-mlb-urns-will-make-you-a-superfan-in-this-308396
What could be more American than a pair of motion - activate , singing , vibrating tit ? How about a couplet of motion - activate , singing , vibrating breast that you could read your own song on ? Indeed , “ Jingle Jugs for Life ” has an option to record your own message or song . And , in a sincerely American move , they have add a pre - recorded breast Cancer the Crab sentience message on each intersection to keep the feminists at bay . usable for $ 39.99 ( original variation ) and $ 49.99 for chest Crab awareness version . [ Jingle JugsandLink ]
https://gizmodo.com/jingle-jugs-the-billy-bigmouth-bass-for-the-perv-gener-260408
In the end , I can only hope that this little gadget - filled journeying across our gravid nation has helped you understand just how lucky you are to be an American . So , get out there , cook up some BBQ , drink some beer and shoot illegal firework wildly into the air . It ’s the American way .
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