Aliens Send a Message to UK: Wind Power Sucks

What on Earth could have caused this malarky turbine in the UK to pause so catastrophically ? lease ’s skip all intellectual explanations and jump out justly to the conclusion that is on everyone ’s lip — aliens did it .

Indeed , several residents of the village of Conisholme , in Lincolnshire claim that they get a line bright streak in the sky “ like an octopus ’ tentacles ” powerful around the time that the blade were damaged . Others claim that the damage was the result of a “ cow - sized ice clod ” and even a “ golem stealth submarine sandwich . ”

TheGuardianis report that these mysterious lights were most likely from fireworks being shot off for one of their 80 year old house physician — but that explanation is far too boring and credible . We are worried about are economic system but angry ( possibly drunk ) extraterrestrial in robot stealth bombers are flying over England people ! Everybody freak out ! [ NYTviaDVICE ]