At last, the true inheritor of theRed Dawnfranchise has arrived

The problem with the Red Dawn reboot was there just was n’t enough patriotic racism . Luckily , the yellow cyber - risk movie Dragon Day is here to bring that nationalistic paranoia kettle of fish we all desire ( ? ) so much .

That ’s correct , Dragon Day is about how those evil , greedy Chinese are going to cyber - invade America , to pull together on our huge internal debt . Kind of like cyber - terror repo work force . But how could cyber-terrorist destroy all of America and reduce it to cinders just using computer ? Well , did you get it on ALL COMPUTER CHIPS ARE MADE IN CHINA ? ? ? Say no more .

Luckily , there ’s an NSA guy to lead the Wolverines this time — or the cyberverines , whatever . And even more luckily , it ’s not Edward Snowden , who is believably helping the Chinese hackers right now ! ! ! They can kill you with a Fitbit ! OMG this movie . Further grounds that when it fare to racist techno - thrillers , the United States is KING .