Can Zombies Be Sexy?

Though some publisher of paranormal fictionscoff at the idea that zombies can ever be romantic leads , they evidently do n’t realize there ’s a simmering desire for zombie spirit love among lecturer and movie - goers . We ’ve investigate the zombie love phenomenon , and bring in you some startling discoveries .

Zombie Centerfolds

Of course , most everybody knows about zombie pinups , those toothsome cuss and ladies who are n’t afraid to give us some rotted cheesecake with a pickled cherry on top . There are a number of snake god pinup sites online , and the original rootage of rotting beauty , ZombiePinups , even host azombie beauty competition . Another chemical group , calledMyZombiePinup , does a calendar of lusty , gory lady every year . Pictured here is the May lady ( and tractor ) from their 2009 calendar . And of course there are the less - than - fresh fillies fromZombie Strippers .

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Takeaway substance : Zombie love affair doubters take the job is that these undead creatures are rotting and gross . But these pinups reveal that line of descent and sand can serve as a kind of adornment . As long as you ’ve still got pot of sexy human portion , the blinking morsel become alien spear carrier .

Zombie Romance

If you have n’t seen the automaton funniness - romanceFido , then you ’re in for a hell of a kickshaw . This Canadian moving-picture show , star Carrie Ann Moss ( of Matrix renown ) , is about what happens when one company comes up with a solution to the zombie pest . They invent a pinch which preserve zombies obedient , and turns them into the ultimate home handmaid and workers . Now the zombi are contained , everybody has personal slave , and the innocent market is humming along happily . And one lonely housewife discovers that Fido , the snake god her husband brings home to keep their son company , is really a better companion than her aloof , lordly husband . Fido is happy to help with housekeeping , adores her , and bed to dance . Plus Diablo “ Juno ” Cody isproducing a zombie romanticist comedybased on a refreshing calledBreathers , and Jane Austin storiesnow come with zombi .

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Takeaway substance : If Beauty could love the Beast , why ca n’t a woman roll in the hay a gray - fleshed rotting animal who rightfully adores her and gives her the emotional nourishment she ask ?

Zombie Sex

Zombie sex has to be out there on the net , right ? After all , that ’s what Moore ’s Law say us : If a population of fetishist exists , it will increase exponentially online , repeat in size every 2 days . So it should be no surprise to you that the great unwashed on Craigslist want to get some live zombie sex activity action . In fact , thisBest of Craigslist adshows exactly why zombies are hot :

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I ’ll dress up like an office professional person or something like that , in some clothes I do n’t like about , and sham to be doing some study in an office or something . possibly then I ’ll listen to a prop radio and look shocked , act scared , peer out a mimed windowpane or something , and then you knock about on the threshold . And batter , and batter , and push — and break in ! And I get out a blood - clabber screech , and you lunge at me and rip my clothes aside and splatter bogus blood all over me ( we ’ll use a tarp on the floor , to be polite ) , and proceed to savagely outrage me . Or something like that — I ’m not really wed to that exact SCENE , but I think something that extend that means would be fun .

Takeaway substance : How could this NOT be the stuff of a Romance language novel or movie ? There is even bodice - ripping . Plus barbarian violation ! And do n’t blank out politeness . People are dying to get their hands on a big erstwhile aphrodisiacal zombie . Somebody who sleep with this has already bought the domain ZombieSex.com , but unhappily they are using it right now as a link farm . I guess it makes sense that ZombieSex.com is zombied .

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