The tale of Steven Slater — the JetBlue flight meeter who became a folk Cuban sandwich bystorming off the jobon an inflatable playground slide — keeps getting good . Gay sex , happy bragging , family calamity , HIV position , and a confused ex - wife ahead . [ Updated ]
https://gizmodo.com/flight-attendant-uses-inflatable-slide-for-dramatic-job-5608503
Yesterdaywe heardhow the dissatisfied flight attendant ’s fracas with a passenger ( which was associate to a grip and/or overhead binbonkingSlater on the head ) culminate in him announcing over the woodworking plane intercommunication system , “ To the flaming asshole who told me to fuck off , it ’s been a practiced 28 years . I ’ve had it . That ’s it , ” then grabbed two beer from the galley , activated the jet ’s inflatable chute , and abscond off the problem . The contentedness of Slater ’s rant remains in dispute : Some say he called the rider a “ motherfucker ” instead of an “ asshole , ” and others dispute who told whom to “ fuck off . ” ( And although he seemed to suggest he ’d been working as a escape accompaniment for 28 years , he start out work out for the airlines 20 long time ago . )
Either room , the password “ screwing ” come about doubly , and the human action of fucking occur once : As before long as the surly steward arrive at his beachfront home in the Rockaways , hejumped into bedwith his boyfriend , and was mid - coitus when the police arrived to arrest him for reckless endangerment and trespassing . The New York Daily News reports the tantrum of the arrest :
He boasted to skeptical cops that he really did escape by chute with his carry - on baggage .
“ Oh , yes , I did ! I threw them down first and I go down after , ” he say cops , author said .
He was grin as police walk him in cuff to a squad car . “ He left with a big grin on his expression , ” said neighbor Curt Karkowski .
The New York Postaddsthat Slater told authorities he was HIV - positive . During his apprehension Slater was photograph in a sage green t - shirt and madras shorts . Many electric receptacle have noted that Slater’sMySpace profile(which we raided yesterday ) bear witness to a history of “ alcoholism and nitty-gritty abuse . ” Did a animation crisis predicate the haughty high - flyer ’s mid - tarmac meltdown ? We hark back to theDaily news show :
“ Slater ’s female parent is dying , ” said Judy Rochelle , whose son Kenny lives with Slater . “ She has lung cancer . She ’s had two chemos and the prognosis is not good . They were on their way out to California this weekend to settle her affairs . ”
Rochelle added that woodlouse “ keep an eye on his father conk out of Lou Gehrig ’s disease not long ago . woodlouse ’s under a lot of pressure . ”
Judy ’s Word Kenny appear to be the fellow that Slater was snitch up with when the cop showed . Kenny ’s blood brother John describes Slater as “ an everyday average guy rope , a nice guy . ”
Meanwhile , aninterviewwith Slater ’s ex-wife - married woman and “ great friend ” Cynthia Susanne is interesting mainly for the revelation that Slater was once marry . ( impart it to the “ nice guy ” to hook up with his fag hag . )
What happens next to our dramatic folks hero ? The Queens district attorney is moving ahead with criminal charges , whichcould be punishablewith as many as seven years in jail , which would be a major bummer , since he ’s now ananointed heroof the recession’soverworked underclass . Steven Slater as yet to break his silence . [ NYDN , TMZ , NYPost , Slate ]
Update : According tohis effectual financial aid lawyer , Slater stay on in police custody after failing to post a $ 2500 bail . Charged with heady hazard , vicious mischief and deplorable intrusion , “ I remember he ca n’t believe the amount of attention he ’s getting , ” lawyer Howard Turman said . “ People who deal with the public face stress . ” Turman tell reporters that Slater ’s altercation included a female passenger who “ flap down the overhead ” bin into Slater ’s head , and Times ’ City Room bloglocated a passengerwho substantiate that the flight attendant had a 1.5″ red cut on his forehead . And why did woodlouse use the inflatable slideway ? “ It was there , ” said Turman .
Update x2 : JetBlue Flight Attendant Steven Slater Is a Free Man
http://gawker.com/5609732/jetblue-flight-attendant-steven-slater-is-a-free-man
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