In a human race that gave birth to seven Saw motion-picture show and roughly 47 iterations of The Fast and the Furious , we should have seen this come . According to leak Sony White House emails , a Jump Street / Men in pitch-black crossover will be diddle in movie theaters everywhere this summertime . God help us all .
No , not23 Jump Streetlike we all thought , but MIB Jump Street . This isa real thing . A real thing that very powerful the great unwashed want to make find and are uncoerced to compensate one thousand thousand of genuine , sound American dollars for . Jonah Hill could not be more thrilled .
He has a coolheaded pitch for the name . Jump Street X Men In Black . Get it ? Because it ’s a crossover and because we have plainly enter theTribulationas prophesied by Revelation and nothing is dependable . A thought to ponder . After some pushback on his Cool Pitch , Jonah goes on :
But do n’t cerebrate that this is all Jonah Hill ’s nightmarish fever dream , Sony is all in . Amy Pascal , Sony Pictures co - chairman , is on the face of it fulfilling her life story ’s dreams .
Hannah Minghella , President of Production at Columbia Pictures under Sony , add , “ There is nothing I want to do more than make this moving-picture show … beyond exciting … ” Much in the way , one would ideate , that a kooky , undesirable house node or a stroke might be exciting .
According to Pascal , Sony is apparently hoping to have the film ready to go sometime in July . And they are going to do their damndest to make it pass , with Pascal authorship at one dot that she “ will unripened light this movie without a script and a objective budget number tomorrow . ” for certain , why not .
While no one saw this particular bizarre crossover come , it really should n’t be that much of a surprise . Sony ’s grown films come from old estimate in bright packages . But then , so do its biggest flop .
Besides , who want to take the endangerment when there are an infinite identification number of certain matter . For example , how about a Matrix / Flubber crossover ? Or a Baby Geniuses / There Will Be Blood crossover ? And there ’s plenty more where that issue forth from , Sony . We ’ll be hold off for your call .
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