So a dumbass walks into a gas shop and necessitate the workshop owner if his illegal gun for hire is illegal . Shop owner says yes , and yell the ATF . And that ’s how the ATFended up trolling Urbandictionary .
Justin Kemble is that dumbass . That ’s him above , looking especially debonair on Facebook . The ATF sequester his shooter , which he purchase from his former step - Church Father , who got it from Craigslist . Oh , and the gun ’s nonparallel routine had been file down . So it was all wholly legit . Anyway , Justin got so , so , so angry that he decide to let everyone on Facebook know that he had more guns , and was going to “ murk that cocksucker ” store owner .
parole dumbfound back to the bureau , but they had no idea what to make of Justin ’s highbrow slang , and had to consultUrbandictionary , which told them “ the word ‘ murk ’ referred to physically beating someone so severely as to cause their demise . ” They even printed out definitions to include in the criminal report .
So ready retread : Illegal firearm , Craigslist gun leverage , Facebook demise scourge , federal federal agent on urbandictionary.com calculate up “ murk that cocksucker . ” If that ’s not America , I do n’t know what is . [ The Smoking Gun ]
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